A bona fide star in the theatre of the absurd. Go ahead, it’s OK to stare at this over-the-top conversation starter, decorated by our master artisans in a long list of fabulous details: hand-painted faux marbling, checks, dots, gold leaf, traditional Scottish tartan and Florentine papers, and floral transfers over a hardwood frame. Preposterously perfect from top to bottom, the Ridiculous Bench is supported by handcrafted and gold-lustred ceramic feet, and decked out with a sassy sash of handmade glass beaded fringe. If there’s a corner of your home that could use a little nonsense now and again, our Ridiculous Bench ought to do the trick.